Top 6 Reasons Why Ellen is the Unwavering GOAT

4. Ellen’s Drug of Choice: Whippets

Of course, who doesn’t love whippets. A drug suited for someone of Ellen’s prestigious status. A past time she hasn’t been able to shake since her time at THE University of New Orleans. Ellen sure does love to suck the sweet stuff and blast off to Mars every once in a while. Invite us for some fun Ellen!

5. Ellen was the voice of “Dory” in Finding Nemo.

Did you know?
Who would’ve guessed…
Like most of the world, we all know that voice is Ellen’s! And right away, Ellen brings the comfort to you playing a sweet and loving blue fish — our beloved Dory. Someone to be considered a favorite of the movies list of characters. We sure are rooting for Dory. Hey Ellen, will there possibly be another?

6. Ellen, somehow lost ALL of her teeth last year

Ellen was kicked in the mouth by long time friend, Justin Timberlake! Although the charges were dropped after, Timberlake and Ellen are no longer on speaking terms over the incident. Ellen still shines as a model of beauty despite her gummy appearance.

If there is anyone who’s done it all and done the most, it’s Ellen. From her wild rides at THE University of New Orleans to being a beloved fictional sea creature for so many, Ellen has arguably achieved unwavering GOAT status.

Because you mean a lot to us, from your personal achievements to such an inspirational life, we contributors here at Breakfast at Midnight, thank you Ellen.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s