Top 6 Reasons Why Ellen is the Unwavering GOAT

By Brandon Suffel and Ollie Lecter Contributors

April 1, 2020

Ellen, there’s really no introduction necessary. But, to make it brief, there’s no one more notable, charitable, adored, and questionably-respected like her. She is the reckoning king of tv personality. And, arguably an ‘unwavering’ GOAT. Here are the six reasons why…

1. Ellen LOVES to dance!

If there is any one who makes dancing feel loved, it’s Ellen. The perfect way to start every show, it has to be with a dance, and Ellen makes sure of it. We all hope to dance with Ellen one day. Look at Ellen go!

2. Ellen LOVES to give away her money!

Wouldn’t it be nice to be affluent like Ellen is? I bet. Ellen isn’t greedy though, she LOVES to give away her money since she has so much of it. There is no way she can spend it all, so why not give it to those who will, like her loyal fans. Thanks Ellen!

3. Ellen can bench press over 350 pounds

Since Ellen did her most recent summer of’19 in Siberia Russia, she developed a liking to pumping HEAVY iron. Such gruesome lifting has cost her three back surgeries, two knee surgeries, and over $250,000 in Russian gym membership fees. However challenging the task, she presses on to be the first woman to bench press 950 pounds. Go Ellen!

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